The Last Word was being smuggled aboard an airliner at LAX airport, but some of the idiots from the SETI cafe surrounded the guy who was carrying The Last Word.......................
We found a stormtrooper. May we blast him?
How do you know he's a stormtrooper?
Cause he looks like one!
Bring him forward.
I'm not a stromtrooper
But you are dressed like one.
They dressed me this. And this isn't my armor it's false.
Did you dress him like this?
No, no... yes a bit. He does have bad aim. He is a stormtrooper
How can you tell he's a stormtrooper.
He tried to shoot my house and vaporized me instead..... I got better.
BLAST HIM ANYWAYS!!!
There are ways to tell if he's a stormtrooper.
How? Tell us!
Tell me, what do you with stormtroopers?
BLAST THEM!
And what do you blast aside from stormtroopers?
MORE STORMTROOPERS!!!
TIE Fighters.
Right. So why do you blast stormtroopers?
Because they're made of TIE fighters?
Gooood. So how can you tell he's made of TIE fighters
Build a squadron out of him!
Ahh, but can't you not also make squadrons with Xwings?
oh yeah
Tell me, do TIE fighters fall in space?
No, they drift! Throw him into space!
Wait, what else drifts in space?
Asteriods, hyperdrives.... a Star Destoryer
Exactely
So if he weights the same as a Star Destroyer he's made out of TIE Fighters
And therefore...
A STORMTROOPER!!
We shall use my larger scales
[On one side the man is placed and on the other a Star Destroyer. The scale
The Last Word was being smuggled aboard an airliner at LAX airport, but some of the idiots from the SETI cafe surrounded the guy who was carrying The Last Word.......................
We found a stormtrooper. May we blast him?
How do you know he's a stormtrooper?
Cause he looks like one!
Bring him forward.
I'm not a stromtrooper
But you are dressed like one.
They dressed me this. And this isn't my armor it's false.
Did you dress him like this?
No, no... yes a bit. He does have bad aim. He is a stormtrooper
How can you tell he's a stormtrooper.
He tried to shoot my house and vaporized me instead..... I got better.
BLAST HIM ANYWAYS!!!
There are ways to tell if he's a stormtrooper.
How? Tell us!
Tell me, what do you with stormtroopers?
BLAST THEM!
And what do you blast aside from stormtroopers?
MORE STORMTROOPERS!!!
TIE Fighters.
Right. So why do you blast stormtroopers?
Because they're made of TIE fighters?
Gooood. So how can you tell he's made of TIE fighters
Build a squadron out of him!
Ahh, but can't you not also make squadrons with Xwings?
oh yeah
Tell me, do TIE fighters fall in space?
No, they drift! Throw him into space!
Wait, what else drifts in space?
Asteriods, hyperdrives.... a Star Destoryer
Exactely
So if he weights the same as a Star Destroyer he's made out of TIE Fighters
And therefore...
A STORMTROOPER!!
We shall use my larger scales
[On one side the man is placed and on the other a Star Destroyer. The scale
balances]
A STORMTROOPER!!! BLAST HIM!!!
Someone please find John a chair, I think he needs to sit and rest for a while... ;o)
I saw it getting on a jet to
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I saw it getting on a jet to England, but to late to catch it.
Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.
I don't think Kathryn would
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I don't think Kathryn would let it go to England, but who knows.
The Last Word was being
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The Last Word was being smuggled aboard an airliner at LAX airport, but some of the idiots from the SETI cafe surrounded the guy who was carrying The Last Word.......................
We found a stormtrooper. May we blast him?
How do you know he's a stormtrooper?
Cause he looks like one!
Bring him forward.
I'm not a stromtrooper
But you are dressed like one.
They dressed me this. And this isn't my armor it's false.
Did you dress him like this?
No, no... yes a bit. He does have bad aim. He is a stormtrooper
How can you tell he's a stormtrooper.
He tried to shoot my house and vaporized me instead..... I got better.
BLAST HIM ANYWAYS!!!
There are ways to tell if he's a stormtrooper.
How? Tell us!
Tell me, what do you with stormtroopers?
BLAST THEM!
And what do you blast aside from stormtroopers?
MORE STORMTROOPERS!!!
TIE Fighters.
Right. So why do you blast stormtroopers?
Because they're made of TIE fighters?
Gooood. So how can you tell he's made of TIE fighters
Build a squadron out of him!
Ahh, but can't you not also make squadrons with Xwings?
oh yeah
Tell me, do TIE fighters fall in space?
No, they drift! Throw him into space!
Wait, what else drifts in space?
Asteriods, hyperdrives.... a Star Destoryer
Exactely
So if he weights the same as a Star Destroyer he's made out of TIE Fighters
And therefore...
A STORMTROOPER!!
We shall use my larger scales
[On one side the man is placed and on the other a Star Destroyer. The scale
balances]
A STORMTROOPER!!! BLAST HIM!!!
RE: Now Kathryn, you really
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That's good because the last time I looked I was a woman.
Kathryn :o)
Einstein@Home Moderator
Since we know that you are a
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Since we know that you are a woman(which I suspected)it is going to take a lot of flowers, candy, diamonds etc. to get the last word out of you.
RE: The Last Word was
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Someone please find John a chair, I think he needs to sit and rest for a while... ;o)
So when does the music start
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So when does the music start in this headset?
ZYTHUM - a kind of beer made
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ZYTHUM - a kind of beer made by the ancient Egyptians.
Diodorus Siculus was much smitten by it.
RE: So when does the music
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When I find the slot for the 10p...
..then we'll find out what the last word is.
Then I think we might need a drop of zythum.
I volunteer to pull the
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I volunteer to pull the lever.